Tweety got that dank kush
its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you
I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
I just like this pho-
The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
i wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.
Falling in Love No. 36, August 1960
My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it