bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

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ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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internetexplorers:

11 abominations

(Source: puppercorn)

parasailin-sarahpalin:

bionicniall:

harryftmikey:

Harry wore my collage tuition today

collage tuition

she never had the chance

fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

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sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

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